South Park: The Charlie Pierzynski Story Wiki

Welcome to the Charlie Pierzynski Wiki
This wiki is the official guide to Charlie Pierzynski's adventures in South Park. All material on this site is based on the fanfiction writings of Project B and/or the Comedy Central series South Park.

We've got original characters, canon characters, no-one-gives-a-shit characters, and a killer hedgehog. We've got episode-style fanfictions, song-style drabbles, and lots of funny shit. We've got Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Chef, Mr. Garrison, Wendy, Randy, Ike, Mr. Mackey, all three Kevins*, the mayor, Dougie, Craig, and Stephen Stotch.


 * Kevin Stoley, Kevin McCormick, and Kevin the little monkey guy.

What the hell is this crap?
This is a little corner where I can go to purge my bulimic mind of all sorts of vomitous nonsense. I write South Park fanfiction in the form of scripts (usually) as Project B on FanFiction.Net. The scripts are typically similar in length to half-hour episodes. This Wiki lets me organize all my scripts, fanfictions, characters, and ideas. My scripts usually include an original character named Charlie Pierzynski, and they are rated T for language, mild violence, and sexual references.

I try to write these in a style reminiscent of actual South Park episodes, with the canons as in-character and the plot-lines as wacky as possible. In other words, I try to make them funny. (Whether or not I succeed at this, you be the judge.) Basically, I'm writing about the kids at the time when the show is set (in third and fourth grade) but with an extra character tossed into the mix.

If you hate original characters in fanfiction, I can't say I blame you. They usually suck. In my defense, my character scores well on Mary Sue tests, and she is not intended to be a fictionalized version of myself. The reason I include an original character is because I have trouble allowing myself to work with only the canon characters. Trey Parker and Matt Stone already perfected South Park. I have to make a few changes before I can do anything but embarrass myself. (Heck, maybe I'm doing it anyway, but in the anonymity of the internet, I feel relatively safe.)